SPECIAL AND UNUSUAL GUESTNAMES, ONCE IN OUR HOTEL

• Mr Monopoli
• Señora Lapolla (dick)
• Mr Frankenstein
• Mr Christmas
• Señor Ten Morro (you have no shame)
• Señora Dulce Nombre de Jesus (sweet name of Jesus)
• Mr Love
• Señor Magunacaicoetxea and Señora iturriurrutietakoetxea 

Lucky that they didn't come from:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
(real city)

And If People with crazy names would marry  other people with unusual names as well:

• If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.
• If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
• If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, then divorced him to marry Buddy Holly, she'd be Dolly Dali Holly.
• If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.
• If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
• If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
• If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
• If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.