IS IT NORMAL?????

• That when you're a receptionist we also are a pharmacist??  Guests asking for: aspirins, ibuprofen, gelocatil, almax and omeprazole,... and when we say no, the guests are getting angry

• When you ask for a credit card as a guarantee (we are in the 21st century right???): Guests respond: I've never been asked this in any hotel

•  That once a guest shit on the floor and I have to call him to say: Please, can you do your stuff in the toilet, thank you very much. The next day. the no disturb card  was on the doorknob of the guest.  This guy was not drunk , but once we had a chino cochino (dirty Chinese man who got really drunk and did his needs all over the room)

• that when you empty the minibar, some guests refill the little brandy or whiskey bottles with water but some other guests they refill it with urine

• That when you have to pay the hotel, you say: "I come back in 10 minutes to get some cash" but you're wife is still waiting for you in the lobby since 12 o' clock and it's already 6 o'clock p.m. (18.00).  (He never came back)

• that when a guest asks for a baby bed, actually it was for his dog.  He says: It is still a baby.  Yeah right: we don't allow dogs, especially the ones who jumps and barks 

• That the canarian guardian civil (police men) still flirts with you when there is dead body of a German man who drunk to much in the night before and drowned in the swimming pool ( 5 meters in front of you)