Socialism:
You have 2 cows.
The state requires you to give 1 to your neighbor who had no cows.
Communism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both cows and gives you some milk.
Fascism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both cows and sells you some milk.
Nazism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both cows and shoots you in the head.
Traditional Capitalism:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You make more cows.
You sell the cows and make money.
Modern Capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell 3 of your cows to your company opened by your brother in law to the bank.
Then execute a debt exchange involvement with associated general offer so that you already have the 4 cows back, with tax exemption for 5 cows. The milk makes your 6 cows are transferred via an intermediary to a company based in the Cayman Islands returns to sell the rights to the 7 cows to your company. The annual report says that you have 8 cows with an option for one more. You take your 9 cows and chop them in pieces. Then sell to people your 10 cows in little pieces. Curiously throughout the process, nobody seems to realize that in reality, you only have 2 cows.
Japanese Economy:
You have 2 cows. 1:10 scale redesign them and you produce twice as much milk. But you do not get rich. Then you make of the whole process a cartoon. you call it 'Vakimon' strange or not, you become a millionaire.
German economy:
You have 2 cows. Through a process of reengineering get to live 100 years, eat once a month and ordered alone. Nobody believes it has any merit.
Russian economy:
You have 2 cows.
Account them and you have 5 cows.
You recount them again and you have 257 cows
and again, you get 3 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
China's economy:
You have 2 cows.
You have 300 guys milking them.
Explain to the world your incredible ratio of milk production.
Then you Shoot a journalist who sets out to tell the truth.
Iraqi economy:
You have no cows.
Nobody believes that you don't have any cows, they put bombs on you, they invade the country and you still do not have any cows.
Swiss economy:
There are 5000000000 cows
It is obvious that one owns them but no one seems to know who he is.
French Economy:
You have 2 cows.
Then you go on strike, you organize a violent riot and you short all
highways, because you want to have 3 cows.
Spanish economy:
You have 2 cows, but you don't have any idea where they are.
But it doesn't matter: it's Friday ...
You have 2 cows.
The state requires you to give 1 to your neighbor who had no cows.
Communism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both cows and gives you some milk.
Fascism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both cows and sells you some milk.
Nazism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both cows and shoots you in the head.
Traditional Capitalism:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You make more cows.
You sell the cows and make money.
Modern Capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell 3 of your cows to your company opened by your brother in law to the bank.
Then execute a debt exchange involvement with associated general offer so that you already have the 4 cows back, with tax exemption for 5 cows. The milk makes your 6 cows are transferred via an intermediary to a company based in the Cayman Islands returns to sell the rights to the 7 cows to your company. The annual report says that you have 8 cows with an option for one more. You take your 9 cows and chop them in pieces. Then sell to people your 10 cows in little pieces. Curiously throughout the process, nobody seems to realize that in reality, you only have 2 cows.
Japanese Economy:
You have 2 cows. 1:10 scale redesign them and you produce twice as much milk. But you do not get rich. Then you make of the whole process a cartoon. you call it 'Vakimon' strange or not, you become a millionaire.
German economy:
You have 2 cows. Through a process of reengineering get to live 100 years, eat once a month and ordered alone. Nobody believes it has any merit.
Russian economy:
You have 2 cows.
Account them and you have 5 cows.
You recount them again and you have 257 cows
and again, you get 3 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
China's economy:
You have 2 cows.
You have 300 guys milking them.
Explain to the world your incredible ratio of milk production.
Then you Shoot a journalist who sets out to tell the truth.
Iraqi economy:
You have no cows.
Nobody believes that you don't have any cows, they put bombs on you, they invade the country and you still do not have any cows.
Swiss economy:
There are 5000000000 cows
It is obvious that one owns them but no one seems to know who he is.
French Economy:
You have 2 cows.
Then you go on strike, you organize a violent riot and you short all
highways, because you want to have 3 cows.
Spanish economy:
You have 2 cows, but you don't have any idea where they are.
But it doesn't matter: it's Friday ...
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